When this is all over I fully plan to take off all my clothing and run down the halls of the hospital naked.
Why you ask?
Well because seemingly everyone has already seen everything I have.
Today was the boobie MRI . . . and the radiologist reading the film . . . friend from med school. Yea! Another person to see my private parts.
Let me ask - WHY do I have to take my clothes off and have my boobs hanging down uncovered for a machine that can see through my clothing anyway?
My privates are no longer private. I feel like I need to start covering up a part of my body that wont need any looking into - just so I can keep something to myself. Lets see - my ears? The ears would be funny - I could just start walking around in the summer with earmuffs and when people ask I could say that I am just trying to be more modest.
This may however attract the attention of the psychiatrists . . . although so would streaking down the halls of the hospital.
Too funny! And that's the last thing you need is to see the psychologists as your mental health is the last thing they have yet to peer into!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I seriously just love this image!! Well, OK, that sounds creepy and wrong, but you know what I mean. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- I can't imagine adding onto all of this the fact that you *know* all these people professionally! I try to imagine running into my colleagues as fellow *patients* at the RE much less as the doctors I deal with and I just don't know how you do it!
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