When this is all over I fully plan to take off all my clothing and run down the halls of the hospital naked.
Why you ask?
Well because seemingly everyone has already seen everything I have.
Today was the boobie MRI . . . and the radiologist reading the film . . . friend from med school. Yea! Another person to see my private parts.
Let me ask - WHY do I have to take my clothes off and have my boobs hanging down uncovered for a machine that can see through my clothing anyway?
My privates are no longer private. I feel like I need to start covering up a part of my body that wont need any looking into - just so I can keep something to myself. Lets see - my ears? The ears would be funny - I could just start walking around in the summer with earmuffs and when people ask I could say that I am just trying to be more modest.
This may however attract the attention of the psychiatrists . . . although so would streaking down the halls of the hospital.