Friday, December 31, 2010

New Years Resolution

This year I am going to loose weight . . naaahh . . . This year I am going to enjoy the process in becoming unbelievably pudgy!  I will get fat.  I will grow a big belly, jowels and kenkles and it will be awesome.  I will be uncomfortable, constipated, swollen and short of breath and I will be thankful.

Thanks for playing 2009 and 2010, you were good to me in my personal and career life but I am leaving you behind for the promise of something better.  2011 is the year it will happen . . . this year I will get pregnant - that is my resolution!

Happy New Year Everyone!


  1. Happy New Year and welcome to the IF blogosphere! Hoping 2011 is a much better year for many of us & that you're able to complete your resolution!