I have discovered something from the other side that I wish I knew a year ago. Silent but awesome way to quietly torture a smug preggo . . . .
wear a lot of bad perfume.
I have seriously always hated perfume. I think there is nothing more offensive than someone who wears too much. I would rather sit next to a dude with the worst BO than to sit next to a woman that think she smells good.
I ask - If its socially unacceptable to go around having your music audible to everyone, why do I have to smell you?
Now with my very keen sense of smell - perfume is driving me batty. I went to the doctors for my ultrasound and there was a 60 ish woman in the elevator that stunk up the whole place. If she was a little younger or I was less happy I would have asked her to take the stairs. I literally plugged my nose and made my husband laugh.
SO anyway - if you ever want to be a little subtle and make your smug pregnant acquaintance slightly uncomfortable - theres your answer.